Total Medals Earned: 215 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,140 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Medals Earned: 14/32 (230/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 5/25 (95/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/265 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Medals Earned: 9/10 (225/325 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (35/495 points)
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
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Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Get a win
Lose 10 fights
Fight your way to the top of the table
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
You completed to ending 1.
You completed to ending 2.
You completed to ending 3.
You completed to ending 4.
Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Kill one of each enemy type
Rescue and secure a civilian
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Unlock the entire survival guide
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Reach max levels on at least one character
Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Complete Hardcore Story mode
Complete story mode
Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Reach 20 km in dead state
Cause 1 million dollars worth of damage
Reach level 10
Blow up 20 police cars
Blow up 10 missile trucks
Blow up 55 vehicles in a single level
Cause $350k damage on a single level
Complete all regular levels
Blow up 4,000 vehicles overall
Complete all challenges in the game
Survive 10 seconds!
Survive 20 seconds
Survive 30 seconds
Survive 40 seconds
Survive 50 seconds
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Win the race.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
